Joe Hart was today linked with a move to Stoke City as bait for Potters shot-stopper Asmir Begovic.
And if you believe THAT is going to happen you will believe ANYTHING!
"The Shrewsbury-born England No.1 will reportedly be offered on loan plus a £15m transfer fee if City decide to permanently replace their first choice.
"Hart has come under fire after a series of high-profile errors this season and has lost his place at the Etihad Stadium to back-up goalkeeper Costel Pantilimon.
"The 26-year-old has been left sweating on his England starting place for the World Cup in Brazil next year."
OK, a bad start to the season, but he hasn't gone from "Best Goalkeeper In The World" to Stoke City target in a matter of weeks.
Manchester City Fixtures
Wednesday November 27
19:45 Champions League - Group D
Manchester City v Plzen
Sunday December 1
16:10 Premier League
Manchester City v Swansea City
Wednesday December 4
20:00 Premier League
West Brom v Manchester City
Saturday December 7
15:00Premier League
Southampton v Manchester City